Battle of the Messiahs-Tom Cruise vs. Bono

There are some who think that Tom Cruise is the Messiah while others think that Bono, the smartest man on earth, is the Messiah. There can only be one Messiah. I propose a Messiah Smack Down, Cruise vs. Bono, last man standing is the Messiah. They could do it in Vegas. This could be bigger than Lord of the Rings.