Defying the Godess

I am reading a book right now and I am really enjoying it. And I don't have Oprah's permission to read it. Someday I might go to jail for this. One of her commandments is "Thou shalt have no independent thought."

Battle of the Messiahs-Round Two

I almost forgot, the winner of the Tom Cruise/Bono fight for mastery of the known universe will also have to fight Oprah, who many women consider their goddess. I give her the upper hand against either one.

Battle of the Messiahs-Tom Cruise vs. Bono

There are some who think that Tom Cruise is the Messiah while others think that Bono, the smartest man on earth, is the Messiah. There can only be one Messiah. I propose a Messiah Smack Down, Cruise vs. Bono, last man standing is the Messiah. They could do it in Vegas. This could be bigger than Lord of the Rings.

Good Bye Anna Nicole?

As we wave a fond farewell to our favorite big Texas stripper, I can't help but think how much the pink funeral reminds me of the wedding in Steel Magnolias.