Who did Michael Vick find?

The press reported that Michael Vick found Jesus, Son of God. Actually he found Jesus, son of Jorge. Jesus was an illegal alien on the corner by the court house looking for work. Vick is going to have him clean out the kennels and mow the yard. He needs to get the resale value of the mansion up.

New Feature-"Yes, I would-No, I wouldn't"

Yes, I would-the babe running for President in Argentina
No, I wouldn't-Hillary Clinton

Yes, I would-E. D. Hill
No, I wouldn't- Heidi Cullen

Yes, I would-Fred Thompson's wife
No, I wouldn't-Obama's wife.