Fight the Global Warming Hoax Tip#3

Make fun of someone driving a hybrid. You are driving that full size truck, van, or SUV because you're an American and earned it. Especially if the driver of the hybrid is a guy, let him know what a chick car he is driving.

Fight the Global Warming Hoax Tip #2

Increase the size of your carbon footprint from size ten to whatever size Shaq wears. If you have a second car that is an old clunker drive that sucker more. Take that long weekend vacation. Up the wattage of all of the light bulbs in your home. Change that stupid setting on your computer that turns the screen off.

The way to tick off both the environmental wackos and PETA-three letters-BBQ. There is no more enjoyable way of increasing your carbon footprint than by throwing some beef on the fire.