Fight the Global Warming Hoax Tip #1

When I go to a place where I have to use the restroom and I am not paying for the toilet paper (hotel, public restroom, the office, etc.), I use as much as possible. Take that Sheryl Crow.

Just Say No to Global Warming

After listening to a brain damaged by drugs buffoon droone on and on about global warming the other day I realized that only a complete idiot would believe the global warming hoax.

Entiltement Nation

I usually avoid going to the grocery store the first two weeks of the month, but sometimes it can't be avoided. All of Entitlement Nation was there using their food stamps. I was the only one there paying with money that I earned. On second thought, everyone was there paying with money I earned.

Full House Explained

Bob Saget is funny because he is not supposed to be funny at all and he is not funny. Doug Coulier is not funny because he is supposed to be funny but he is not funny. John Stamos can't sing, nor is he funny.

Stay tuned for the lowdown on the Brady father's hair.