Inconvenient Boob

If Algore produced a big lie to win an Oscar, what else has he lied about during his eight years of being vice president and seven years since the presidency which was rightfully his ("yeah, Tipper, it was mine") was denied him by a vast right wing conspiracy?

What the hell is wrong with us.

The big story was the spurned astronaut in diapers. Then Anna Nicole dies. Then crazy Britney shaves her head.

In the meantime. the traitors in congress are abandoning our brave troops, the entire world is being fooled by the global warming hoax, a former madras student could be the next president, and our cities have become more dangerous than Baghdad.

Don't worry, a new season of American Idol just started.