Entiltement Nation

I usually avoid going to the grocery store the first two weeks of the month, but sometimes it can't be avoided. All of Entitlement Nation was there using their food stamps. I was the only one there paying with money that I earned. On second thought, everyone was there paying with money I earned.

Full House Explained

Bob Saget is funny because he is not supposed to be funny at all and he is not funny. Doug Coulier is not funny because he is supposed to be funny but he is not funny. John Stamos can't sing, nor is he funny.

Stay tuned for the lowdown on the Brady father's hair.

Their Concern Moves Me So Much That I Will Need More Than One Square

I just read an article about some Americans that were very upset about the rights of terrorists at Guantanimo being violated. These same people would be the first to point fingers at the President if we had another 9/11 and then cheer because it would help Hillary or Obama in '08. I don't think our health system could handle it if the left were to voluntarily get the psychological treatment they truly need.

Nightmares

This Rosie going to the bathroom thing is still grossing me out. The FCC ought to make a rule, any discussion of Rosie O'Donnell below the waist should not be allowed on the airwaves.

Lance, You did the Right Thing.

Let me first state outright, I am twice the man Lance Armstrong is. Still, at least he had the balls to get rid of Cheryl Crowe. One sheet a sitting, imagine waking up in the middle of the night and smelling that.

Eternal Warming

I am thinking, someone who purposely lies as much as Algore will find out the true meaning of warming after he dies.

Equal Rights

OK, Imus is an idiot, but he was an idiot long before "nappy head hos". He is a good model to place before children to warn them not to use drugs.


The parent companies of the two companies that fired Imus also own record companies. Those two companies have gansta rappers on their lables. These guys, er sing, no that's night right, these guys ramble about hos, beyatches, and other assorted obscenities. We should demand that they fire them too.